what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies
if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out
um excuse me have you ever had a garden because those fuckers will fuck your shit up i mean they totally ruined an entire row of my broccoli plants in one night i am not even fucking around about my broccoli fuck snails
remember that one year there were a bunch of creepy animated animal musicians
that was the best year of my life
what is that little blue thing in the middle of the first guy’s legs…is that what i think it is
WHEN YOUR CRUSH TEXTS YOU FIRST
when you have a fond memory with someone but when you bring it up with them they dont remember it
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